DEFINITION OF POLITICS

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for the school, 
     can I ask you a question?

Dad: Sure son, what’s the question?

Son: What is politics?

Dad: Well son, lets take our home for example. I am the wage earner, 
     so lets call me the ‘Government’ and your mother is the money 
     administrator, so lets call her the ‘Management’. We take care 
     of you and your needs so lets call you the ‘People’. We’ll call 
     the maid the ‘Working class’ and your baby brother the ‘Future’.
     Do you understand?

Son: Well, I’m not really sure Dad, I’ll have to think about it.

That night the boy is awakened by his baby brother’s crying, 
so he went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had a 
heavily soiled nappy, the son went to his parent’s room and finding 
the mother fast asleep, he then went to the maid’s room where peeping 
through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s 
knocking went totally unheard, so he went back to his room and went to sleep.

The next morning.............................................

Son: Dad, I think I understand politics.

Dad: That’s great son, explain it to me in your own words.

Son: While the Government is screwing the Working class the Management 
     is fast asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the 
     Future is full of SHIT.